Mysteriously, this sign appeared
on Abbi's car, revealing to the world
just what her little Hyundai really wanted to be
when she grows up.
Sadly, she will never reach such heights
but her big sister is already a Landcruiser
so she will have to forever live in her shadow.
By the way, if you're ever passing Abbi's
car and have forgotten to brush your teeth,
just lick your finger, rub it on the letters,
stick your finger in your mouth and scrub away!
And as to the vandal with the toothpaste graffiti,
unless of course he/she has run out of toothpaste!